Really Good, Really Easy Key Lime Pie

Happy Pi Day! I hadn’t even realized this momentous occasion was approaching until my friend Katrina reminded me last week. She’d been thinking about it for at least a month — usually she throws a big 3.14 pie and bourbon party, but sadly, it’s a Monday, and bourbon doesn’t mix very well with work (unless it’s Friday). At the time, we had been messaging back and forth about flavor combinations, wondering, what fruit is in season? Is it still okay to use pumpkin? (the answer is yes.) She settled on making lovely little vegan hand-pies with apple and a coconut oil crust from Oh LadyCakes, which I’m dying to get my hands on. When she reminded me last week and I got to thinking about my own, though, I presented the idea to the fella: yes, I would make a pie. What pie should I make? He instantly asked for French silk — no hesitation. I hesitated. Somehow I picture chocolate and cool whip, but I’m sure there’s a better version. Still, I wanted fruit — I always want fruit pie. While he was thinking I was running through all the fruits currently available at my local market — “well, I could do pear,” I thought. “Maybe those blueberries from Chile…” And then he asked for key lime pie, and the rest is history.

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Sweet and bright, key lime is probably one of the simplest of all the pies. The filling is all of three ingredients, and it’s in and out of the oven in a snap. Once cooled a bit, it’s chilled in the fridge, and that, perhaps, is the hardest part: the agony of waiting to cut a slice as you anticipate that tang on your tongue, dreaming of summer all that time.

But that wait? Totally worth it. Here’s to you and yours and another glorious celebration of the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Happy Pi Day indeed.

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Key Lime Pie
Lightly adapted from Cooks’ Illustrated

If you’ve ever been afraid to make key lime pie because you think you need to go on a search for those mysterious key limes, I’m here to strip away your fear: go to your supermarket and buy those 5-for-$1 Persian limes — and maybe a couple of extras for a gin and tonic. Then mosey over to your baking section and get a can of sweetened condensed milk — but not the light kind. And finally, yes, you’ll want an entire box of graham crackers because, duh, summer is coming and you’ve gotta start getting your s’mores game on.

4 teaspoons grated lime zest plus ½ cup juice (from about 5 limes)
4 large egg yolks
1 14-ounce can sweetened condensed milk

8 whole graham crackers, broken into 1-inch pieces
5 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled
3 tablespoons sugar
2 pinches sea salt

1 cup heavy cream
2 tablespoons confectioners’ sugar

In a medium bowl, whisk egg yolks and lime zest with an electric mixer until lightened in color with a green tint, about 2 minutes. Whisk in condensed milk until smooth, and then whisk in lime juice. Cover with plastic wrap and let sit at room temperature until thickened, about 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, make the crust:
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Grind graham crackers in a food processor to fine and even crumbs, about 30 seconds. Pour in melted butter, sugar, and salt and pulse to incorporate, about 5 pulses. Dump the mixture into a 9-inch pie plate and, using the bottom of a measuring cup, press evenly across the bottom and up the sides. Bake until the crust is fragrant and beginning to brown a bit, about 13-18 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack, and keep the oven on.

While the crust is still warm, pour in the filling. Bake until the center of the pie is firm but still jiggles slightly when shaken, about 15 to 20 minutes. Let pie cool slightly on a wire rack, about 1 hour, then cover loosely with plastic wrap and refrigerate until fully chilled, about 3 hours.

When the pie is chilled, make your topping by beating together cream and sugar until soft peaks form. Spread decoratively over the pie. Sprinkle with any remaining lime zest if desired.

Key lime pie keeps in the fridge for about a week.


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